Fashion Police sirens were blaring earlier this week when Pamela Anderson strutted her stuff down the “Red” Carpet for the grand opening for the Grand Opening of restaurant in New York City. But, why, would the fashion Police be following around Pamela Anderson? Umm..because they’re always following her around.
Did you catch this hideous outfit? Pam, darling, you’re a mother. You may still be a “babe” to some people, but you are not strutting your stuff down the beaches of Baywatch anymore. Put the girls back in the top and learn that hot pants are not one of the trends that will be making a comeback with the scarf and neon colors. Thanks!
I do not, by any means, have the style sense to be Stacey London or Clinton Kelly from What Not To Wear, but I do know that a Bermuda short would be better for her…any time of day. Actually, a Bermuda short (walking short, cropped pant, whatever you should call it) is good for almost anyone. Just find the perfect fit. She should try these Tory Burch Bermuda shorts from Neiman Marcus.
They have a back pocket (which we know draws attention to everyone’s assets in the back), and has a frayed leg so it’s not too boring. They’re $165.
Photos from: PR Photos & Neiman Marcus
Ashley Shute spends eight hours a day working as a blue jean and t-shirt wearing community organizer in San Antonio. The other 16 hours are dedicated to dreaming about and shopping for the latest luxury fashions. Her style icon is Jacqueline Kennedy; classic, clean, and always professional. You will never find a fake bag in her closet and she wants a collection of Manolo Blahnik shoes before she turns 30.
